THE MEDIA SAID THAT JOE BAIDEN IS PRESIDENT! HA HA HA HA HA!

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  1. Izer_

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    HA HA HA HA HA

    HAAAAAA HAAA HA HA HA

     
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    HA HA HA HA HA HA
     
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    [Man enters kitchen holding phone, kid sitting on counter and staring blankly, man smiles as he is about to press a hamburger button from a Grubhub app]

    Grubhub perks gives you deals on the food you love!

    [Scene switches to focus on man's phone as he is about to press the button, then everything turns red when he presses the button followed by a ding sound]

    The kinda deals that make ya bogey.

    [Kitchen disappears, spotlight turns on, focusing on man, camera zooms in on man as he makes a perplexed face, music plays in the background consisting of flutes and people singing, then man takes a bite of burger. Scene changes to focus on his entire body holding his burger and a bag of food while wiggling his stomach, camera then focuses on his feet, then his stomach. Background changes, camera zooms out to show a man and a woman also dancing while holding sushi with chopsticks and the man holding a phone with the Grubhub app open, all while the man is spinning in the background. Camera changes to an upper viewpoint of the 2 people while they eat the sushi in one bite. Scene changes and background changes to a girl sitting on the floor, holding a bowl of salad and a fork that contains a piece of the salad while moving the fork back and forth in front of the camera, all while the 2 people from before dance in the background with the sushi in chopsticks, this time the man is holding a bag of food, then camera changes to an upper viewpoint as the woman eats the piece of salad with a loud crunch. Scene changes and background changes to a girl doing some breakdance in front of the camera, sits down with one leg in front and the other bent backwards, camera spins around the woman's hair and focuses on her drinking her milkshake in slow motion. Scene changes and background changes last time to all of the people from the previous scenes dancing in the same style the first man dances to, then cuts to focusing on the man as he is humming. Scene changes back to the kitchen and the music cuts to show the man uncomfortably dancing to silence as he is humming, then he points at the kid, kid goes 'Huh?', looks at camera, raises eyebrow and says 'Hmm...'. Scene changes one last time to a red background, music continues playing, kid jumps into the scene, holding a burger, and wiggles like before.]

    Get the food you love with perks from [In unison from background voices] Grubhub! Grub what you love.

    [Grubhub title zooms in as the voices say 'Grubhub!' and the same thing when the narrator says 'Grub what you love.]
     
  6. hallucinationman

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    omg fake news scam i cant bleieva that the americanda media woauolda do asuashc a thiange!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    [Man enters kitchen holding phone, kid sitting on counter and staring blankly, man smiles as he is about to press a hamburger button from a Grubhub app]

    Grubhub perks gives you deals on the food you love!

    [Scene switches to focus on man's phone as he is about to press the button, then everything turns red when he presses the button followed by a ding sound]

    The kinda deals that make ya bogey.

    [Kitchen disappears, spotlight turns on, focusing on man, camera zooms in on man as he makes a perplexed face, music plays in the background consisting of flutes and people singing, then man takes a bite of burger. Scene changes to focus on his entire body holding his burger and a bag of food while wiggling his stomach, camera then focuses on his feet, then his stomach. Background changes, camera zooms out to show a man and a woman also dancing while holding sushi with chopsticks and the man holding a phone with the Grubhub app open, all while the man is spinning in the background. Camera changes to an upper viewpoint of the 2 people while they eat the sushi in one bite. Scene changes and background changes to a girl sitting on the floor, holding a bowl of salad and a fork that contains a piece of the salad while moving the fork back and forth in front of the camera, all while the 2 people from before dance in the background with the sushi in chopsticks, this time the man is holding a bag of food, then camera changes to an upper viewpoint as the woman eats the piece of salad with a loud crunch. Scene changes and background changes to a girl doing some breakdance in front of the camera, sits down with one leg in front and the other bent backwards, camera spins around the woman's hair and focuses on her drinking her milkshake in slow motion. Scene changes and background changes last time to all of the people from the previous scenes dancing in the same style the first man dances to, then cuts to focusing on the man as he is humming. Scene changes back to the kitchen and the music cuts to show the man uncomfortably dancing to silence as he is humming, then he points at the kid, kid goes 'Huh?', looks at camera, raises eyebrow and says 'Hmm...'. Scene changes one last time to a red background, music continues playing, kid jumps into the scene, holding a burger, and wiggles like before.]

    Get the food you love with perks from [In unison from background voices] Grubhub! Grub what you love.

    [Grubhub title zooms in as the voices say 'Grubhub!' and the same thing when the narrator says 'Grub what you love.]
     
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    [Man enters kitchen holding phone, kid sitting on counter and staring blankly, man smiles as he is about to press a hamburger button from a Grubhub app]

    Grubhub perks gives you deals on the food you love!

    [Scene switches to focus on man's phone as he is about to press the button, then everything turns red when he presses the button followed by a ding sound]

    The kinda deals that make ya bogey.

    [Kitchen disappears, spotlight turns on, focusing on man, camera zooms in on man as he makes a perplexed face, music plays in the background consisting of flutes and people singing, then man takes a bite of burger. Scene changes to focus on his entire body holding his burger and a bag of food while wiggling his stomach, camera then focuses on his feet, then his stomach. Background changes, camera zooms out to show a man and a woman also dancing while holding sushi with chopsticks and the man holding a phone with the Grubhub app open, all while the man is spinning in the background. Camera changes to an upper viewpoint of the 2 people while they eat the sushi in one bite. Scene changes and background changes to a girl sitting on the floor, holding a bowl of salad and a fork that contains a piece of the salad while moving the fork back and forth in front of the camera, all while the 2 people from before dance in the background with the sushi in chopsticks, this time the man is holding a bag of food, then camera changes to an upper viewpoint as the woman eats the piece of salad with a loud crunch. Scene changes and background changes to a girl doing some breakdance in front of the camera, sits down with one leg in front and the other bent backwards, camera spins around the woman's hair and focuses on her drinking her milkshake in slow motion. Scene changes and background changes last time to all of the people from the previous scenes dancing in the same style the first man dances to, then cuts to focusing on the man as he is humming. Scene changes back to the kitchen and the music cuts to show the man uncomfortably dancing to silence as he is humming, then he points at the kid, kid goes 'Huh?', looks at camera, raises eyebrow and says 'Hmm...'. Scene changes one last time to a red background, music continues playing, kid jumps into the scene, holding a burger, and wiggles like before.]

    Get the food you love with perks from [In unison from background voices] Grubhub! Grub what you love.

    [Grubhub title zooms in as the voices say 'Grubhub!' and the same thing when the narrator says 'Grub what you love.]
     
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    [Man enters kitchen holding phone, kid sitting on counter and staring blankly, man smiles as he is about to press a hamburger button from a Grubhub app]

    Grubhub perks gives you deals on the food you love!

    [Scene switches to focus on man's phone as he is about to press the button, then everything turns red when he presses the button followed by a ding sound]

    The kinda deals that make ya bogey.

    [Kitchen disappears, spotlight turns on, focusing on man, camera zooms in on man as he makes a perplexed face, music plays in the background consisting of flutes and people singing, then man takes a bite of burger. Scene changes to focus on his entire body holding his burger and a bag of food while wiggling his stomach, camera then focuses on his feet, then his stomach. Background changes, camera zooms out to show a man and a woman also dancing while holding sushi with chopsticks and the man holding a phone with the Grubhub app open, all while the man is spinning in the background. Camera changes to an upper viewpoint of the 2 people while they eat the sushi in one bite. Scene changes and background changes to a girl sitting on the floor, holding a bowl of salad and a fork that contains a piece of the salad while moving the fork back and forth in front of the camera, all while the 2 people from before dance in the background with the sushi in chopsticks, this time the man is holding a bag of food, then camera changes to an upper viewpoint as the woman eats the piece of salad with a loud crunch. Scene changes and background changes to a girl doing some breakdance in front of the camera, sits down with one leg in front and the other bent backwards, camera spins around the woman's hair and focuses on her drinking her milkshake in slow motion. Scene changes and background changes last time to all of the people from the previous scenes dancing in the same style the first man dances to, then cuts to focusing on the man as he is humming. Scene changes back to the kitchen and the music cuts to show the man uncomfortably dancing to silence as he is humming, then he points at the kid, kid goes 'Huh?', looks at camera, raises eyebrow and says 'Hmm...'. Scene changes one last time to a red background, music continues playing, kid jumps into the scene, holding a burger, and wiggles like before.]

    Get the food you love with perks from [In unison from background voices] Grubhub! Grub what you love.

    [Grubhub title zooms in as the voices say 'Grubhub!' and the same thing when the narrator says 'Grub what you love.]
     
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    remember when you tped me off a cliff? haha staff abuser
     
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    r u done yet
     
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    kinda did that to me as well but like 10 blocks up lol
     
  14. CaptainOfTheSeas

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    why do i not remember this
     
  15. _boat_man

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    becasue you are a old man, and old poeple dont remember things
     
  16. CaptainOfTheSeas

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    you know back in my day we went outside without masks
     
  17. _boat_man

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    yeah and back in my day you were dead
     
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  18. CaptainOfTheSeas

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    too bad im alive now
     
  19. _boat_man

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    cringe
     
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    no u
     
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